“I absolutely have to share this. I kept seeing those ads on Facebook for this electronic tool that was meant to suck out zits. The product that arrived was a cheap China knockoff (I knew $13.50 was too good to be true!) It didn’t do anything for my face, but I’d heard about this hot new sex toy uses suction to simulate oral, so I tried it out on my clit and had whimpering, full body convulsive orgasms in seconds. The brand’s called Hyperion.
TLDR: cheap ‘pore vacuum’ works much better as a sex toy.”
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