“So I just wanted to share something that happened today that’s funny / embarrassing…
I live with my parents and it’s a little hard to buy a vibrator (I’m 19 but still don’t have the guts to walk into a sex store/ order one online). But luckily I found this back massager that no one uses, and it was so perfect. 😍 It was discreet and even had two vibrational settings!
Two days ago I realized it was missing (no-one knows what I use it for and I cleaned it every time I used it) but still.
Today I asked my mom if she knew where it was, and she said that my dad took it to my sick grand-uncle’s house to give him a massage and left it there for him (EWW).
There goes my favorite household appliance :(”
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Sunday, November 20, 2016
“So I just wanted to share something that happened today that’s funny / embarrassing…I live...
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