“Wait – hand jobs/fingering is SECOND base? Whaaaaaaat? Shit, can you give me a run down on what the bases are? Because I was under the assumption that that was fourth base and that second base was groping above the clothes.”
blasphemy! where I grew up, first base was, uh, anything above the waist i guess? (i can’t believe this was never clearly defined. it’s literally the FIRST one!) second base was hand stuff, third base was oral and fourth base (a home run, if you will) some good old-fashioned peen-in-vag sex.
but i think this might be like whether you call fizzy drinks pop or soda, and that people might be about to fight about this in the notes?
update: from the inbox
the bases are the 4 Fs: french, feel, finger, fuck. no doubt about it.
it’s so catchy it has to be true!
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