”I just got a Yoni egg and I just need to spread the good word...

”I just got a Yoni egg and I just need to spread the good word cause those things are MAGICAL. I just got out of a wonky relationship (or I’m about to get back into it… IDK, it’s a long story!) and in a burst of spontaneity and declaration of self love (and to convince myself there are still orgasms to have even if I don’t have that dumb great-giver of orgasms human around anymore), I ordered a Yoni egg and holy hell the coming never stops.”