surprise…. bet you thought you’d seen the last of me!
but while i’ve been away (possibly saving the world? let’s go with that!) some of you have been discovering the tips in the archive for the first time.
so here are some of your OMG soak-the-sheets can’t-hardly-walk-straight moments from my inbox :)
“I just tried the electric toothbrush thing and OH MY GOD! I’m still shaking! I can’t stop thinking about it! Thank you so much for this blog I don’t know what I would do without you.”
“So i got really really horny while working in a spare office in my dad’s building… so i opened your blog and listened to some of the hottest audios in my headphones, and sure enough, i was practically soaking through my underwear right there at the desk. so when i was sure i was alone, i went to the bathroom with my phone handy and i rubbed my clit and fingered myself to one of the greatest orgasms i’ve ever had. i’ve never masturbated in public before and it was so so hot…i’ll be doing that again soon.”
“I’m a 21 year old virgin who has always struggled with body positivity and feeling attractive/sexy. I don’t remember exactly how or when I came across you blog but since I found it, I have come closer to loving myself and have gained confidence in feeling attractive and sexy!! I learned how to orgasm and more importantly, came to accept masturbation as a natural and awesome part of my life.Thank you so much for helping me learn to love myself and my body!! I love your blog :)”
“For the longest time I thought I would never be able to squirt… I tried and failed so many times that I started to think it might not even be a real thing. WRONG I WAS SO WRONG!! I tried following the sexual mediation post and was feeling so sooo good.. I started fingering myself and then used my vibrator, it felt amazing. I pulled it out just a bit and suddenly I felt myself squirt! I pushed a bit and I was GUSHING!! For like ten minutes I was just squirting so much… It’s definitely real ;)”
“I finally got off twice in one night! This blog showed me it could be done but after I come once the night just seems to be over. But tonight I kept working at it and I did it! Any advice as to why I’m like this and how I can do it again in the future?”
“That thing you posted? i honestly used to squeeze my thighs together in class until i was close to cumming but I’ve never confessed that to anyone until now!”
“I had someone go down on me for the first time today, and I just wanted to thank you for this blog because it really helped me! I was really nervous and worried that my vagina was gross, etc., but I remembered what you’d said about just relaxing and letting it happen, and it was quite a pleasant experience to say the least. My boyfriend also said he enjoyed it, so that’s always a plus ;). Thanks again!”
“I’ve had two guys tell me that I give incredible head and its mostly thanks to this blog because I have the worst gag reflex! (literally my gag reflex is so bad that if a guy likes deep throating, he shouldn’t look at me twice.) but i’ve used your tips and I’ve had two different guys tell me that I give the best head they’ve ever received and both give me heaps of compliments over it! thank youuuu!”
“Today I got really turned on after reading some smut and decided to try edging after reading about it here a while ago. Needless to say…. unf! I’ve just had the BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE! I had so much difficulty staying quiet and I think I kicked the wall cos my legs were shaking so much. It was my first orgasm in my own bed, without the aid of porn/my showerhead too ;) Definitely going to take longer falling asleep now lol.”
“After discovering your blog I decided to give humping my pillow another try. I used two pillows, a towel, and a rolled up pair of socks. I almost came but I lost my rhythm because I wasn’t expecting that intense feeling. I’m taking a little break then trying again ;) Thanks a lot!”
“I have been a dedicated viewer of your Tumblr for a while now (a couple of years). You’ve posted great tips and have helped me come out of my awkwardness about my body! So I just wanted to say I’m so glad your posting again!”
“So first of all, I love your blog and have been following for a while now, and wanted to finally submit something. So I’ve always thought that squirting was really hot and always wanted to, but never could. Even after reading tons of tips and trying a ton of times! Well tonight for the very first time, I squirted, completely unexpectedly! I was super turned on and wet and playing with myself, and it just kind of happened. I found that clenching and unclenching (like doing kegels) really helped. It was great.”
“I just had the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had thanks to your blog.”
“I wanted to say THANK YOU for starting this blog. my confidence about anything sexual has definitely gotten a lot better and I’ve even managed to do things I never thought I could do on my own ;) but anyway tysm 💓”
“I just really need to thank you so much! I’m 21 virgin and even though I’m quite open about sexuality I have never touched myself cos somehow in my head it’s a sin. I know it’s not but somehow it always stopped me. Until like yesterday. Thank you so much for helping me getting over this fear of touching myself cos it felt pretty damn good! Your blog is amazing and it helps so many girls out there. Thank you once again.”
“i love your blog and thanks to some of the videos you reblog, i was able to finally masturbate and come at age 19!”“Recently got into a fairly sexual relationship and absolutely loving it. The fact that I’ve been reading this blog for a fair while made me feel much more confident.”
“I just wanted to thank you for running this lovely blog that has been such a good resource for me in getting truly comfortable with my body and my sexuality. Last night I was sexting a guy I really like and masturbating and for the first time ever I squirted! I didn’t even think I could squirt, let alone do so on my own! Imagination is pretty powerful, as is being comfortable with yourself. Thank you for being part of me getting to that point.”
“I squirted for the first time, it was so satisfying omg.”
“I’ve had such a shit morning, everything has gone wrong. so I thought fuck it and I’ve been cumming all afternoon thanks to the tips and tricks I’ve learnt from your blog, so thank you from a very satisfied follower aha.”
“Hey I’m just super excited and wanted to tell you that my boyfriend and I were sending pictures and sexting for the first time through snapchat, and I made him cum!I don’t really think of myself as super sexy, but it felt so good to be able to push him over the edge with just some grainy pics and sexy words. Unfortunately, I’m on my period so I couldn’t really do a whole lot for myself, but this is defs happening again!”“Just wanted to say thanks - because of this blog, I finally worked up the courage to buy my first vibrator! Just a cheap one from a drugstore, but I’m looking forward to trying it out ;P”
“I just got a vibrating toothbrush and I came SO FAST. I’ve never been able to come that fast before (and I came twice!) The only thing about it is it’s a little noisy and I’m so paranoid people can hear it but fuck it was SO worth it. It took five seconds for me to come and my legs are still shaking!”
“i’d just like to thank you so so much for making this blog! i used to always be scared of my sexual desires, but then i found your blog and suddenly i was masturbating almost everyday! it’s been a couple years since i found your blog and i still check every now and then to find something new to get off to. so thank you! i hope more girls like me find your blog, you deserve it & so do they :) <3″
“So I just squirted, a lot. Usually it’s like a few drops but it kept happening. All the way to the point where it soaked through my underwear, leggings and sheets,oops? Its to late to wash me sheets. Gotta wait till tomorrow. But hey, it was worth it…”
“Okay, I just wanted to let you know that I finally squirted because of this blog! I’ve been wanting to for awhile but I thought I would never be able to. When it happened I thought I’d accidentally peed but it was so much better than that! Thank you so much for the tips!”
“Just wanted to say thank you for running this blog and promoting sex positivity. I had my first everything tonight and even though I still felt a little like an awkward innocent penguin, I felt a lot more confident because your blog. Also, thanks for emphasizing consent here too–that is important and the guy tonight was very good and patient about communicating with me and getting my consent. Thanks again, and I hope you’re well!”
”i just wanted to drop in and thank you for running this blog. you’re like… the older sister i never had who i can go to for advice about sex/body positivity/etc and know that im getting good, reliable, caring advice (obviously you can’t talk back to me lol but you have lovely links and text posts so technically you’re talking back) hah anyways, i know a lot of lovely people thank you for such an amazing blog, and i thought i would too. cheers~~ <3 :)”“I just wanted to let you know that your blog is a safe haven. My mother is strict I know next to nothing when it comes to anything sexual. This blog answers questions I’m too scared to ask.”
“No one else is in my house right now but my dog, so I was masturbating (duh) and when I came I screamed so loudly that the dog came into my room to see if something was wrong with me.”
“I just ordered my first sex toy thanks to this page and had no one to tell, but I’m far too excited to keep it to myself: :)”
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