I asked about your awkward sex-interrupted stories and here’s what you said!
“When I was sixteen my boyfriend and I wanted to fool around, but not at his house since it was too crowded. Being young and dumb we parked his car at the park in the middle of his subdivision. We instantly start making out and since things were escalating quickly I take my shirt and bra off. Wrong move. As soon as I did that a cop knocked on the window and saw everything! Needless to say we never did that again…”
“We threw a house party and late into the night me and my boyfriend snuck off to my room to fool around even though there were still a ton of people there. It got to him going down on me under the covers when my friend walked in looking for her bag… but by this point she was so drunk she didn’t even notice what was going on. And he even drove me wild with little licks she was she was rummaging in the corner of the room. It was hilarious and hot.”
“After prom sex, right? Nope, thought it be a good idea to park outside his job at 5am… and then promptly get interrupted when his boss drives up. So THEN the we park in my driveway for a lil fun – and the mailman sees me giving him head! Oh, prom..”
“I got caught by my girlfriend at the time getting off- we were video chatting before it happened and i never closed the tab. she sent me some cute pics of her pussy and i was rubbing my clit while scrolling through them. this went on for about 10 minutes until i was cumming hard, and then a bombardment of messages. she had been watching the whole time, and she still doesn’t know, but… i totally did it on purpose (-:”
“So I’m in a long term committed relationship right now but it didn’t get off to the most traditional start, in fact my girlfriend had a boyfriend at the time.
Anyway, one afternoon I’d driven her home and she asked me to come in, so we walked in together past her family and into her room; I couldn’t stay long, but we had enough time for a quicky. In a tight little whirlwind the second we closed the door we grabbed each other in a flurry of kisses, I threw her onto the bed and pulled her underwear off and flipped her skirt up. She grabbed me and pulled me on top, her other hand ripping my zip open. within a few more seconds we were going at it.
Now what I’ve neglected to mention is that her bedroom is at the front of the house with windows facing the street, so here we are in the throws of passion and we here a knock at the window and her boyfriends voice. You can bet we both jumped up pretty fast, she went to the door and I zipped back up and threw her underwear in the cupboard.
Lucky for us the curtains were closed and he never noticed what had been happening seconds before. I excused myself pretty soon and headed home, both thanking god and being horny as hell.”
“When I was a teenager I was getting off at my computer desk in my room with my headphones on after I thought everyone had gone to bed. After I finished there was a pile of clean laundry just inside my door that WASN’T THERE WHEN I STARTED. It was never again spoken of but I spent the next day wanting to die anyway.”
“I was going out on a date with my now boyfriend, but this was our first date. The date was going really well and we went back to his place after dinner and had sex for an hour. I went home after but was back at his place a couple of days later. The first thing his roommates said when I came back was ‘Look, we’re happy he’s happy, but can you please be quieter when he’s fucking you? You’re really loud.’ I’ve stopped caring what his roommates say now because they’re all in relationships and louder than I am.”
“So my hilariously interrupted sex story happened about 4 years ago. My boyfriend and I had been having amazing sex time practically everyday but his parents didn’t know he had a girlfriend. They were out one night and I snuck over. Long story short, they came home early, right as we were both about to cum and I had to grab my clothes and shoes, run out the back door while they were at the front of the house, climb over an 8ft fence & run across their yard, without my bra & panties, to my car.”
“I was 16, in what I called a “best friends with benefits” situation, making out with my equally-aged best friend (who I actually wanted to be boyfriend) at his house. We were in his room and he had just rolled me onto my back and crawled on top of me when his younger brother (about 13/14 I think) opened the door without knocking. I think he had wanted to ask my friend something but he just stopped dead and stared at us. My friend and I were positioned backwards on his bed, so our faces were close to the door and I remember making eye contact with the brother and just staring at each other in surprise for a beat.
Fortunately we were still completely clothed, but I was still really embarrassed and for some reason the only thing I could think of to do at the moment was shrink a little under my friend and hide my face in his neck. My friend remained unabashedly on top of me, shortly asked his brother what he wanted (don’t recall the brother having much to say), and then snapped at him to get out or something like that.
The brother leaves and like 30 seconds later their mom shouts from downstairs ‘KEEP YOUR DOOR OPEN UP THERE!’
His mom was very nice though and never brought it up to me as far as I can remember haha! lessons learned: secure doors when making out… and hey maybe don’t be FWB if what you really want is to be FB official.”
“So, my ex’s bedroom was downstairs in the basement and above his room was the upstairs bathroom. Whenever we had sex and his mom would be home. I would try really hard not to be noisy since their was a small vent in his room. We started fooling around and he was nipping at my neck and started undressing me and we started getting frisky.
His mom walks really heavily so you could always tell where she was upstairs, which made it easier to know if she was in her room away from the bathroom. This night, she decided to go it to the bar and yelled down stairs to tell us she was leaving. So we were excited, sex started to happen, and it felt amazing to be my loud obnoxious self because no-one was home… but later that night after she came home she told my ex that when she said she was leaving she actually wasn’t done doing her hair and actually heard me moaning though the vents!
She said I was ‘loud’ but ‘at least I had a good time!’ I didn’t go to his house for like two weeks because I was so embarrassed.”
“One time back in early high school, I had just gotten an electric toothbrush for funsies and was trying it out for the first time. It was after school, nobody was supposed to be home, so I didn’t have a fan going or music playing to drown out the buzzing. Next thing I knew, my mom was banging on the door, asking why it was locked and telling me to open it. I froze and just said ’No!’ because I was naked, and she’d hear the bed creak as I got up and would connect the dots. She stood out there a bit longer, then left. I got up and got dressed, went to go find her, and she actually asked ’Was there a LEGAL explanation for what you were doing in there?’ Uhhh??
So that’s the story of the time I got caught masturbating and my mom assumed I was doing drugs.”
“My partner and I have been interrupted by the fire alarm in our college dorm while we were heavily making out. He had to go outside in the cold with a boner while I had no bra on under my shirt so my nips were just all out there. Then a few days later, his roommate walked in on him on top of me in a really heated make out session. College is testing us.”
“My freshman year of college I was fooling around with a guy and we had the dorm rooms that you share with one other person. Now his roommate usually wasn’t there, and one night he and I got REALLY drunk and were having sex when I heard the door unlock. I don’t think I’ve ever moved so fast, I was under the blanket pretending to be asleep in less than five seconds. He continued to try and have sex but I was all dried up and paranoid even after his roommate left. His roommate told our entire friend group, and after a month and a half our secret was out. I still laugh about it.”
“My boyfriend and I are 18 and 19, respectively. We can’t really get it on at either of our houses, since we still lived at home at the time. So we went to an old spot on a road with just a few houses. It was a little clearing you could park the car in and it be hidden behind the trees. Well, whoever owned it had blocked it off with logs and cement blocks. So we decided to go on a road to a factory (which we thought was closed down for the day).
We just parked on the side of the road and got busy. We see a car come up from the factory and lay low, figuring they were just having a late night. Not even 5 minutes later, a cop car comes down the road and turns around so that the headlights are facing the car. At this point, we’re both butt naked. I’m flipping out, because I know that since we’re both adults we could get charged for public indecency. So he gets dressed and I stay in the back and pretend to cry and be upset.
They asked me to get dressed and come out behind the car, and they basically just wanted to check my boyfriend hadn’t abducted me! (Actually kind of nice of them to ask though!) While one of them was out there talking to me, the officer talking to my boyfriend pretty much gave him a high five for getting laid, and then told us to take it inside somewhere. But we haven’t been back to that road since.”
“Strict household + shared bedroom = once tried masturbating with a cucumber in the shower (it worked great). Problem is i left the cucumber in the bathroom and was awoken by my mother the next morning asking what the hell it was for.
I desperately came up with an excuse that it was good for ‘getting out the knots in your back’ and a disaster was narrowly avoided.”
“A few weeks ago one of my close friends and i were at the park, just talking about life and other things like that, at 10 pm. Skip to twenty minutes later and we’re making out on the ground, his fingers rubbing on the inner most part of my thigh. he starts to finger me and it feels SO fucking good. As we’re getting at it i hear two older women walking, we quickly pull away, and as they walk past us i hear one of them say, ‘yep, that’s exactly what they were doing!‘”
“OMG ok so one time a few years ago i was getting off in the shower, and i would sit down with my back toward the curtain. so this particular time i came extra hard and leaned back too far and pulled the whole fucking curtain down and 0.2 seconds later my mom is knocking asking if I’m okay. I laughed about it for like 20 minutes.”
“My friend and I were fucking in the back of his truck and I looked up from riding him and made eye contact with a cop as I came. probably the best orgasm I’ve had in my life but I was TERRIFIED!”
“For the caught thing, the other day, i was talking to my bae on skype and… he sorta got walked in on. Thank the lord he knows how to angle and hide but i had a HEART ATTACK.”
“I was on the couch, my current boyfriend was eating me out, and two of my friends walked through the door (that he swore he locked!) as I was in the middle if my orgasm. Great.”
“I was 18 when I lost my virginity. My boyfriend at the time was super sweet and loving. We snuck over to his house after school one day and no one else was home. We were laying in his bed just talking and kissing and being cute. Things started to get hot and heavy, his hands roaming my body. We’d made out plenty before touching over our clothes and stuff. He pulled my shirt off and kissed my neck and asked me “is this okay?”. I told him to keep going and we ended up both undressed and making out. He looked me in the eyes and asked me if I wanted to go further. I kissed him and said l"et’s do this” (what a cool response huh?) and we had really sweet, gentle, giggly sex and it was great. It lasted all of a blissful 5 minutes.
A while later we decided to go again. This time was a bit rougher and much much more fun. I apparently get very loud because about 4 minutes in we heard a very loud banging on the door. We froze exactly as we were and he quickly got up and wrapped the blanket around him to see who it was. It was his 2 older brothers, A and N, who had gotten home early. A said “will you kiss her or something so she’ll shut up?” I nearly died. N tried to poke his head in the door yelling 'heyyy girl! How’s it goin? You want some pie leftover from last night?’ I have never jumped out of bed so quickly to cover myself ever. My boyfriend pushed his face out the door and closed it behind him. Needless to say we didn’t get much done after that. I couldn’t stop laughing.”
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